Wild Dating

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

We as parents have responsibility towards our children. They look upon us for advice, guidance and as very often we are their role models. So that day when I read this article on wild dating, I decided to explain this to my boy - the article was about a software program that has a database containing information on sex, age and weight and they use that information to perform match making.

I explained him that his days of running around without a soul mate is over. Soon he will find a girl to date, have offspring's and a family of his own. He knows that I write a blog on dating, so he was very enthusiastic and curious about learning more about the software. I explained in details how the program works, how easy it will be to find a match for him - with his looks I realized he was eager to start with the beta version.

But when I told him that it will be another 2 years before which the program will hit the market - he was extremely sad, he looked down and walked away. It was heart breaking - I picked him and whispered "you want some Sausage", there was a sparkle in his eyes - ah I am so sorry; did I mentioned that my boy is a handsome black and white 4 year old Shitzu and the software service is called 'StudBooks' that is used to match zoo animals in not so wild world. Please feel free to pass it on to your kids.